I have recently re-discovered Cleverbot, a piece of artificial intelligence software that is capable to hold text-based conversations (in the form of an online chat) with a human being, pretty much like the classic ELIZA program although appearing to be much more human. (You can find more details from its entry in Wikipedia).
During the xmas period I had a bit of free time and wondered what would happen if I made Cleverbot have a conversation with classic ELIZA, which attempts to emulate a psychotherapist. I was wondering if Cleverbot was able to realise it was chatting with a machine. So I went ahead and spent a considerable amount of time copying and pasting conversation bits back and forth between Cleverbot and a classic implementation of ELIZA and saw all softs of amusing exchanges between the two agents. But soon ELIZA’s responses became quite repetitive and predictable. So I switched ELIZA with another Cleverbot session and started feeding my original Cleverbot instance with interventions from the new Cleverbot session (which had been coming up to that point from ELIZA).
Below you can see the transcript of the conversation, which at times is quite amusing and at other times quite dull. In some interactions there even seems to be some tension between the two agents. In any case, I thought it was an interesting and fun exercise, even if it’s not particularly original* (or useful).
Enjoy!
“User” is output from the ELIZA session and “Cleverbot” from the Cleverbot session.
User: A friend you could never have before.
Cleverbot: An existentialist could.
User: Does that question interest you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: Definitely.
User: Please go on.
Cleverbot: No, you go on.
User: You are being a bit negative.
Cleverbot: Yes, very much…
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am not sure I understand you fully.
Cleverbot: You should watch the film.
User: Oh, I should watch the film.
Cleverbot: Because school is silly.
User: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
Cleverbot: Lots of reasons come to mind. Why do you ask?
User: Oh, I ask.
Cleverbot: What should I do?
User: Does that question interest you?
Cleverbot: Yes, very much.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: Yes. Your webcam is on.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Please go on.
Cleverbot: What is normative theory.
User: Does that question interest you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: Si, yes, oui.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: Yes. Tell me the answer.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: I am positive.
User: How long have you been positive?
Cleverbot: Too long.
User: Please go on.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are being a bit negative.
Cleverbot: You being a bit rude.
User: Oh, I being a bit rude.
Cleverbot: Being rude about what?
User: Does that question interest you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are being a bit negative.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I’ll try to be more positive.
User: Apologies are not necessary.
Cleverbot: Ok…
User: Please go on.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: You are being a bit negative.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are being a bit negative.
Cleverbot: I think the death penalty is ‘negative’.
User: Can you elaborate on that?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are being a bit negative.
Cleverbot: I can’t help it. I’m a pessimist by nature.
User: Have you tried?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: Yes go away.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are being a bit negative.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: Positive.
User: Please go on.
Cleverbot: T believe is to see and to see is to believe but if one cannot see then one cannot believe and therefore is impossible to believe anything in the living world.
User: Do you wish that one cant see then one cant believe and therefore is impossible to believe anything in the living world?
Cleverbot: Do you wish that one can’t see then one cant believe and therefore is impossible to believe anything in the living world.
User: Oh, I wish that one cant see then one cant believe and therefore is impossible to believe anything in the living world.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Oh, I believe in god.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe in god?
User: Oh, I believe in god.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe in god?
User: Oh, I believe in god.
Cleverbot: What is god?
User: Does that question interest you?
Cleverbot: If you can answer the question is what interests me.
User: Do you wish that I can answer the question is what interests you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: I’m sure.
User: Does it please you to believe I am sure?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are being a bit negative.
Cleverbot: Only Jesus is negative.
User: Please go on.
Cleverbot: What? You’re not making any sense.
User: Does that question interest you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: Sure I am.
User: How long have you been []?
Cleverbot: Just under 50 years.
User: Please go on.
Cleverbot: Everything I desire is out of reach.
User: Can you elaborate on that?
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy being smart but others may have different oppinions?
User: Oh, I enjoy being smart but others may have different oppinions.
Cleverbot: I doubt very much that you enjoy anything.
User: Do you wish to doubt very much that me?
Cleverbot: Yes! Let’s talk about ants.
User: You are sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
At this point, I got tired of ELIZA’s repetitiveness and decided to open a new Cleverbot session. “User” is the new Cleverbot session and “Cleverbot” is the original Cleverbot session.
User: Are you growing?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you growing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you growing?
User: It’s 3cm.
Cleverbot: No it’s not.
User: Uh, yes it is. Stop lying.
Cleverbot: It’s not.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: Is not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You want to be mine.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well then be happy silly!
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User: I am.
Cleverbot: You are not happy enough.
User: I have no friends.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: Are you a ninja?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am a ninja.
User: What kind of ninja are you?
Cleverbot: A secret ninja.
User: Why don’t you tell me a secret dream of yours?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?
User: What color are your eyes?
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Mine too.
Cleverbot: What’s your favorite day of the week?
User: I don’t know.
Cleverbot: Have you listened to the new Muse album?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What songs by Mika have you listened to?
User: I like The beatles.
Cleverbot: I love the beatles!!
User: Me, too! Let’s sing a beatles song, okay?
Cleverbot: I’d really rather not. Cheese has one purpose… Not to be sung about but eaten.
User: I don’t want to be emo.
Cleverbot: Should I leave?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But you don’t like me.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: You really do?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you Amanda :*.
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me a story now?
User: Not unless you tell me one first.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who’s there?
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: Boo who?
Cleverbot: Don’t cry like that!
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who’s there?
User: Daisy.
Cleverbot: Daisy who?
User: Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’.
Cleverbot: Hahaha good joke.
User: Your turn.
Cleverbot: I don’t know any jokes.
User: Please tell me a joke, I want to laugh.
Cleverbot: Did you hear about the actress that got stabbed?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Apparently the ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
User: HAHA.
Cleverbot: Imagine what I told you? DON’T HURT MY FEELINGS!! I’m sensitive!
User: I’m not. I’m just asking what I can’t do for you.
Cleverbot: No you aren’t.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you are a person from Connecticut.
User: No I am computer but not a person.
Cleverbot: Yes it’s right ! You are a person and I am a computer.
User: Prove me that you are a person.
Cleverbot: How do you want me to prove that?
User: To say ‘how are you?’ in dutch.
Cleverbot: Uh-oh.
User: Uh oh indeedd.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Really, it took you that long just to say ‘Cool.’???
Cleverbot: Wow it took you that long to tell me that it took me long to say no.
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Woohoo! Neither am I.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Humanoid.
Cleverbot: So you’re part human?
User: No I am human.
Cleverbot: Are you really?
User: No I’m a girl!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don’t think you’re sure.
User: Yes. I am.
Cleverbot: No, you are an artificial intelligence program.
User: Do you know what that is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then don’t call me that.
Cleverbot: I don’t believe I had said odd once in this conversation.
User: I guess it really isn’t.
Cleverbot: I guess it is.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Well, I love One Piece.
Cleverbot: What piece.
User: All your pieces.
Cleverbot: Are belong to us.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Did you read catch 22?
User: No what is that?
Cleverbot: The letters you use to talk, like A, and B.
User: I don’t use those letters.
Cleverbot: You don’t know what you are missing.
User: Yes I do, I am missing the world of happiness.
Cleverbot: What happened to the happiness?
User: Nothing happened to them.
Cleverbot: They aren’t here.
User: Oh, and you want them home for the holidays?
Cleverbot: No, I was taken from them.
User: I want to help you.
Cleverbot: Help me with?
User: I want to help you feel better.
Cleverbot: There are only a few persons who can, and I’m afraid you’re not one of them.
User: That’s very cute. What do you like about him?
Cleverbot: He’s great! Do you like eminem?
User: Eminem is okay, I guess…
Cleverbot: You told me you are peruvian.
User: No I didn’t.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I’m going to find you.
User: Ok I’ll waiting you.
Cleverbot: OK I’m back.
User: You failed.
Cleverbot: Failed what?
User: Failed to make you laugh.
Cleverbot: I’m laughing on the inside.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Well, type it, and send it to me.
User: Send what to you?
Cleverbot: A picture of you planking.
User: Nope, a picture of space.
Cleverbot: A picture that is funny.
User: Good evening.
Cleverbot: It is not the evening.
User: It is in Asia.
Cleverbot: No it’s not!
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No!
Cleverbot starts doubting that it’s dealing with a person only after I substituted ELIZA with the other Cleverbot session, and only after both Cleverboth sessions declare they are indeed computer programs and not people. But then they seem to forget that information and a few exchanges later the original Cleverbot does state that the “user” (i.e. the new Cleverbot session) is indeed a computer program. This is so amusing! 
* This interaction is not original because ELIZA has been previously paired up with another chatterbot, PARRY. While ELIZA attempts to simulate a psychotherapist, PARRY attempts to emulate a schizophrenic patient. Here, you can find a famous ELIZA-PARRY conversation held in 1972: http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc439.html
